HOW DARE YOU, THEY ARE PRINT-TO-CANVAS!!!

I feel like this wedding involved hay bales and maybe an old unicycle.

#jonesingforagoodtime

Just once, I want to hear something from her that makes objective sense and gives me some idea who she is and why she feels the way she does.

Everything out of her mouth feels like some elaborate simulated chatbot.

Ugh, I knew a guy from Minnesota who was telling me all the house he got for the same price I paid for my condo outside of DC. And I was like “... but you’re in Minnesota.”

It always cracks me up that people talk about living in the Taj Mahal.

I feel like French farmhouse style doesn’t get enough hate when people complain about Joanna’s taste. Or maybe it’s just me who gets sick of white walls, white cabinets, and white-washed faux rustic crap in between.

Well, Internet bullying is her pet cause and I guess she’s diving right in.

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

Has it occurred to her that it might help if her own husband stopped making fun of the disabled?

And the fucking pipelines original plan wasn’t even on that land to begin with.

They can choose to risk their lives for this if they want. The fact that so many are willing to risk their lives should tell us something about this issue that has been ignored for so long.

“protesters and police clashed.” This is irresponsible reporting. Police attacked peaceful protestors. Get your story straight.

I assume Montana and Nebraska are grey because there is no one under 60 in either state?

And their entitled, still-racist kids are helping to wreck the place.

Hey... what do you think would happen if Twitter banned him? It’s not illegal. It’s probably the most effective form of protest against him that we can muster. And it’d crack down on the Twitter trolls who inevitably will unilaterally boycott the site. We need to appeal to Jack Dorsey immediately.

That drives me nuts, as a former girl scout. WHERE IS YOUR LIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

That drives me insane, the people who yell the loudest about respecting the flag, know the least about what that actually entails, including not wearing that ugly shirt Janet!

It’s clear that mr. Khan’s suggestion didn’t work and Donny boy has never even come close to reading the Constitution. Someone should tweet it out to him slowly and gently because Twitter seems to match his attention span.