I think that’s why they do this so fast. You know by now she’s in yoga pants and glad to be done with it so she can rest.

Seriously. She looks amazing but like, let the poor girl rest!

Under Trump we are having buyer’s remorse regarding that whole revolution.

George is going to spend his adult life barely surviving a strange series of “accidents.”

She’s got a team, that helps. But I do feel sorry for her, I imagine maybe she’s still a little high on post-baby hormones, and as soon as she gets back to the palace she’s in baggy sweats and a messy bun. The pantyhose and heels are really only required for about 15-20 minutes tops.

George is having bloody none of it. Which is his default expression and the reason I love him.

Born to be queen, brothers bedamned.

Charlotte is her grandma all over again.

I will never understand how a woman who gave birth 5 hours prior can look better than me AT MY VERY BEST.

This job is exhausting. Imagine being a women who just gave birth and a mere 5 hours later you have to throw on a dress and look like you totally have your shit together in front of the entire world. It’s days like this when I’m thankful being a mere peasant.

Whoever’s writing the novel that we inhabit clearly has no sense of realism. The whole Trump 2016 storyline stretched my willingness to suspend disbelief past its breaking point.

And the disregard for science and “experts”, the constant conspiracy theories, and the blind adherance to ideology and narrative in the face of fact.

Eh, only on some issues. There’s not a lot of crossover regarding abortion or taxation or rollin’ coal.

Um, what are you talking about? The far left? What?

The existence of alt-right people is, in turn, what makes me conclude there’s something wrong with reality itself.

To be honest, I suspect it’s partially a coping mechanism. At a certain point the amount of bullshit you have to keep in your head to maintain an alt-right point of view—all the “fake news” and the conspiracies on top of conspiracies—becomes too much too much for even the most flexible mind to take seriously, and you…

It seems like he’s most known for his newspaper comic and his tweets. If he got into the bumper sticker business, he would have the whole trifecta of the lowest forms of human communication.

Especially when Bill Watterson, Gary Larson, and Berke Breathed all walked away from the business. Sorry. newspaper comics all suck now.

Jesus Christ, imagine how excruciating it must be to be someone like Scott Adams, who has to wake up every day and muster all of his mental resources to create Dilbert. I mean, it’s Dilbert.

I sense this guy’s aura is brown and stinky.