This show is so goddamn good. A few thoughts-

Soooo pissed I'm out of town for that :( Have some fun for me!

Good! She was amazing last year at the one in NYC and brightened the mood after Lauryn Hill’s bummer meltdown. And she did the hula hoop non-stop for the last like, 10 minutes of her set. She talked with the audience between songs and outfit changes. You could tell she was having a blast and it was infectious. She…

Well, that’s out for me too haha. I have a donk.

Hahaha. And I thought I was so original. That’s two people who showed me, but I’m glad to know it’s a good idea.

Yes! What a gorgeous wedding. Love her dress!

Absolutely, you did.

Will do :)

Oh shit! That’s number two on my list, but I feel weird about everyone watching us slow dance. Not sure why.

This is good wedding troll.

This list made me realize how uncreative my family is. All the weddings for the last 15 years....they’re all here.

Yes, my auto-correct isn’t always on point and I’m too dyslexic to catch it.

God, I think we’re all just starting to get so fucking tired of you’re shit. It’s like you make great points, then get high on the stars you get and then you can’t stop the self-righteous, my-struggle-beats-yours train.

It’s from Carol.

Also, how are you supposed to not get food in these things? If we’re all choking in ruffs in 10 years, you better believe there will be pieces of granola and dried guacamole lodged in every single bloody crevice.

“Anti-PC” people are the biggest drama queens, but whooo boy do they hate it when you respond with a perfect Drag Race gif.

My boyfriend’s school is doing just that....and is now getting death threats from skinheads and their social media pages flooded with vile hate-speech. All because they teach children about racial inequalities in America.

Nah. I quit drinking, don’t eat meat and hate wearing shorts. This is not my favorite holiday.

Apparently, you’re not the only one who is broken because this chick has gone mental and thinks she can feel things on another dimension.

Anal Elgoiter