Oh shit! That’s number two on my list, but I feel weird about everyone watching us slow dance. Not sure why.

This is good wedding troll.

This list made me realize how uncreative my family is. All the weddings for the last 15 years....they’re all here.

Yes, my auto-correct isn’t always on point and I’m too dyslexic to catch it.

God, I think we’re all just starting to get so fucking tired of you’re shit. It’s like you make great points, then get high on the stars you get and then you can’t stop the self-righteous, my-struggle-beats-yours train.

It’s from Carol.

Also, how are you supposed to not get food in these things? If we’re all choking in ruffs in 10 years, you better believe there will be pieces of granola and dried guacamole lodged in every single bloody crevice.

“Anti-PC” people are the biggest drama queens, but whooo boy do they hate it when you respond with a perfect Drag Race gif.

My boyfriend’s school is doing just that....and is now getting death threats from skinheads and their social media pages flooded with vile hate-speech. All because they teach children about racial inequalities in America.

Nah. I quit drinking, don’t eat meat and hate wearing shorts. This is not my favorite holiday.

Apparently, you’re not the only one who is broken because this chick has gone mental and thinks she can feel things on another dimension.

Anal Elgoiter

Idk, even the devil has standards. This is just ruthless.

Yes and that’s why you’re the only person who could make this shit look cool. It's a compliment :)

All this clothes look like they were made for Gru from Despicable Me.

Not Rita Ora.

Sleeping over and Grandma’s house and watching America’s Most Wanted used to be MY JAM. I miss that show

When Demi asks “how many people can name the FBI’s Top 10 most wanted,” I instinctively have to ask “can you?”

Holy shit, I am excited for this one. I’ve been working on a comedy pilot for the better part of a year and stuff like hers makes me simultaneously feel inspired and also want to quit because I can’t top that.

Her face is exactly as punchable as her lawsuit is.