-John, I’ve composed a great melody but I’m struggling with the lyrics. Have a look at this?

I’ll take it. Thanks for remembering!

Oh FFS sake it’s a joke.  I’m quite sure the person is qualified for the job.

You make a really good argument. On the other hand, schadenfreude. 

That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

*Nintendo finds out*

Still reeling from the previous episode (the opening shot is the sword dripping with Ned’s blood- thanks for that, btw), I found the most affecting scene to be when Jon’s friends oath him into staying. Not only are they appealing to his sense of duty, but the sense of brotherhood here is the closest thing to feeling…

Imagine this happening in any other sport. LeBron stepped off court because the fans kept yelling SHOOOOT!

He got up and walked away. He wasn’t entitled to a do-over. Simple as that.

how fucking bogatroid that only one of these guys will get to have a shot to go all Kemba and lead his team on a deep run

Reminds me of this beautiful scene from Rush.

The ATV shitheads might be the worst. 

The story line is only slightly more incredible than the real life story of the actor playing the executioner, Wilko Johnson.

I watched this episode with my dad. Neither of us had read the books, even though we’re both pretty big scifi and fantasy fans. But we were really enjoying the show up to that point.

It is kind of amazing that it turns out that Kelce is the high-character guy out of the bunch.

Where’s David Tracy? Someone needs to show him this. He doesn’t need to worry about that cracked head in his DJ now because he can just make a new one out of wood. He can make the frame out of wood, too. The frame can’t rust if there’s no metal to oxidize. Genius!

It would be a ‘frunk’ if the rear trunk was called ‘runk’

what we need is a body kit to make it look like a Fiero with a Ferrari body kit.

Asked for comment, R. Kelly responded, “I don’t see nothin’ wrong.”

What do you know? Your mother couldn’t even dance properly. And as for your father...well, he avoided rock and roll music altogether.