MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

GMs hate him! See how he upended the NBA with one simple trick!

baseball in Florida involving a decaying fish. I’m in

Would someone please photoshop that hand with closed fingers so it can be a shirt for the universal wanking motion? 

What “steps” would that be, exactly? They *still* play the chant song, they *still* have that giant tom tom drum to lead the chant, and they’ve been selling this design for at least 5 years. They last used the “Screaming Savage” in 2013. Are we supposed to be impressed? Screw that trash franchise.

The Corvette looks lean and fit, and yet somehow they took that style and managed to make a Miata look...

I fixed it for you.

I prefer a proprietary 78% Nitrogen/20% Oxygen/1% “other stuff” mixture, myself.

I missed the part where it said it was a new Silverado?  Could have been a 20 year old hand-me-down for all we know.

You stink Messier!

Seinfeld was revolutionary, and as a result it has either directly or indirectly influenced almost every comedy show that followed. If you grew up watching TV in the wake of Seinfeld, I can understand you not appreciating how brilliant it was since so many shows stole from it.  There are aspects of it that haven’t…

You can take the man away from The Tick, but you can never take The Tick out of the man

+1 parting gift of your choice. Man-fur or eight-ball jacket?

Let me guess... you’re like those 6 Devils players, not born by 1995?

What do we expect children to do to their parents in these situations? If someone’s a good parent to you then goes off the rails in old age, should the child be the one to demand a public reckoning?

Prince Akeem:
“Sir, I was wondering, did you catch the professional football contest on television last night?

Although a confused, news-like coverage of football by hosts who knew nothing might actually make me watch.

look how they massacred my boy

You wanna see some vulgar shit, look what they did to the Z32