I had a boss at my summer job in college that *loved* Axe Body Spray, and was pissed that every time he used it in the back room, the can would go missing. Because I would throw it in the fucking dumpster.

How Sean Casey remembers his MLB arbitration hearing:

THIS LOOKS AMAZING.

It really sucks that the Saints have to watch the Super Bowl in their own Diggs again, on the Sideline, while other teams score Touchdowns.

It really is bizarre.  A grown-ass man constantly acting like a child is not funny nor clever.

I’m usually picky about word choice myself, so I get where you’re coming from.

Yes, OhDomino, I have. Actually, it’s pronounced “mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land.”

Apparently “Ron Mexico” was already taken so it’s anybody’s guess...

Asian > Orient

That is because we call it back bacon.

10/10 would ride

You mom loves eating it cold.

This is very well done, Giri. I almost feel guilty that I get to read it for free.

Does anybody else find that the "cinematic universe" approach ends up alienating newcomers? My son, who is starting to get old enough, wants to watch Infinity War. The only other Marvel movie he's seen is Black Panther. I'd love to let him watch it, but I feel obligated to have him sit through a decade of other movies…

1. Pepperoni.

Pfft! What do you know. Die Hard is totally a Christmas movie.

Fake news! Die Hard, adjusted for inflation, still beats the Grinch.

Three points are 50% more points. Two points are 33% fewer than three.

People who always say this “Larry Bird was slow and couldn’t jump” shit need to watch the above clip. He wasn’t Dominique Wilkins or anything, but his athleticism was pretty damn good, especially in the first part of his career before his back problems really started taking their toll. And he certainly wasn’t this…

The sure fire way to make sure something cool happens on fastbreaks is have the Flyers goaltender stand on the foul line to play defense.