That hits on how hollow Manfred’s words truly are. The stadium PA system is used to incite the attendees into performing “the chop” same as they’ve done for the last 30 years.

Say “hi” to your mom for me.

I think the biggest problem is the distance (or lack thereof) between the ground and the rocker panels/ ground and front end. If those were hemmed up about 2" it would have that slim, nimble look. 

Marmalard has a quiverful of offspring.

Why in the hell are you in the greys? Did someone spot you in a MAGA hat or something?

You said it. That Friends was the example held up as something “enjoyable” is preposterous. 

I fear i’d look like a “dandy” wearing the fur. “All signs point to yes” as to choosing the 8-ball jacket.

OhDomino can do 153. I’m sure a Corvette C-6 can do more but OhDomino can’t because 153 is scary.

I don’t want his Fairlady mother to see him like this.

YES! In the face!

Lucky for me I subsist on a steady diet of entirely too much Miller High Life. I may be many things but a beer snob certainly isn’t one. But you are undoubtedly correct. The sense of smug self-importance in what I would call the Craft Beer Enthusiast crowd is truly awful. Why do I drink cheap domestic beer you might…

I have no doubt that he prepares all his meals exclusively using a microwave. Ever had a chicken pot pie from the microwave? It’s exquisite.

Does anyone actually wear Sketchers?

I’m fully in the “fuck Nebraska” camp. It’s just in poor taste to trumpet your Hawkeye fandom in a comments section for an article about the accusations listed herein.

All McLaren Spiders have the best feature... that they’re McLarens.

C’mon guy. DS wants the readers to believe (perhaps rightly) that the NFL is bad and cares only about revenue at the expense of their employees long term health on one hand. On the other, MLB is bad and only cares about pandering to crusty old white guys who apparently hold up Ty Cobb as the ideal man.

cool story bro.    -1

The Johnson administration, Andrew Johnson that is.

I have always thought that Olympic champion swimmer Rowdy Gaines has a 1st ballot hall of fame sports name.