I can only assume this octagon match will be held in Temecula.

Is that you Paul Allen?

Nah, I’m just foolin’ with ya. What can I say? I’m a pedantic goober.

I’m fine with Crescent and Allen. I have always said circular saw though. Basically I’m just having fun being a pedantic shithead.

Does this guy know how to party or what?

You mean facial tissue, personal water craft, not sure on bubble wrap, hot tub, lip balm, cotton swabs, frozen confection, ice resurfacer, in-line skates, permanent marker, food storage container, again unsure on Velcro and adhesive bandages?

Yeah, you’re probably right. I should probably choose some other hill on which to die and just join the masses (many of whom likely have never heard of Milwaukee power tools).

Am I the only one who is bothered by every reciprocating saw being called a Sawzall? Milwaukee’s reciprocating saw is called Sawzall. Apparently Porter Cable calls theirs a Tiger Saw. Not sure what Dewalt, Bosch, Makita etc.calls theirs but it damn sure isn’t “Sawzall”

Carlos Danger perhaps?

I didn’t mean it as an insult towards Canadians, more to point out the absurdity in calling it Canadian Bacon in the States.

I too have issue with the feeling that too many movies in the cinematic universe seem to be more preamble to the “greater story” than anything else. This is why Guardians I is my favorite entry in the MCU.

God damnit. “mouth feel” really?!? Fuck Bud Light and their “dilly-dilly” campaign that has aired the commercial with that awful fucking phrase ad-nauseam to the point that it made a reliably strong commenter (Arturo) think it a phrase that should ever be used.

In Winnipeg for new years 2001 we ordered pizza. Colleen told the order taker “Canadian bacon/pineapple” the order taker replied “bacon/pineapple?” Colleen replied “yeah. Canadian bacon/pineapple” When that pizza arrived it was bacon/pineapple.

Fear of being beaten to death with a beer mug be damned, #1 and #3 should be switched. Hawaiian is the correct #2. Ground beef on pizza is criminally under-rated and is vastly superior to ground sausage as a topping. I hope you can find it in your Rude heart to spare my demise via beer mug and perhaps opt for repeated…

I just wanted to double down on the sentiments of the OP. I find Giri’s writing to consistently be the best on DS.

I will poop while seated on the head.

A movie with the line: “now I have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho” is unquestionably a Christmas movie. Bonus points for Reginald VelJohnson’s singing of “Let it Snow”

Which one of the seven who have seen action this season?

Perhaps the finest example to your point came in the 81 finals vs Houston. Bird missed a jumper from 19' just above the right elbow. He knew he missed it to the right and immediately streaked to the base line to snare the rebound and put it back (with the left hand) as the rest of his body was already past the…

Thanks for posting fellow mathematical pedant. +1 for “fewer”