I view him more as a kid playing a make believe game (the floor is lava), but keeps fucking up and “losing”, and instead of accepting it he just comes up absurd excuses (Nuh-uh, I was wearing a cape that gives me heat resistance and can shoot missiles. BROOSH! I just blew up what you’re standing on, you have to fall…

If yer daddy was a member of a Nazi-affiliated group and yer affiliated with an antisemitic political party and ya wear that Nazi group’s medal on television and sign yer name in tribute to a Nazi group and that Nazi group sez yer a member and when yer asked whether yer a member of a Nazi group ya just say “No…

I think some people are confused because they grew up in houses where no one would be overly critical of the President and are afraid their children won’t respect institutions or authority if they lay out the inappropriatenes. I think that’s an over blown concern. My parents were very critical of presidents and I went…

I think the implication is: How do you raise your child in a compassionate way in a world where there are seemingly less role models for good actions and good behavior. But that’s not as catchy a title.

You didn’t read the post did you? It included multiple gems like this:

I know this is a joke, but in fairness, these are not terrible skills to learn.

How do I raise a son in the age of Trump?

Spicer wore two diffrent shoes on a random day in the middle of the week for fucks sake! No one sent out a flunky to go and get him a marching pair of shoes before he had to go out doors where there were cameras and people! No one said “hey someone send Toby to go and get the moron matching shoes, it doesn’t fucking…

This kind of thing is very soothing to me. Not the Queen’s passing, but knowing that there is a plan, that every detail has been thought out, and everyone is aware of their role. It feels very dignified and, well, how things should be done. 

Lochte wishes he was as hot as Jonny Lee Miller. I’ve always thought Angelina Jolie was crazy for divorcing him.

That was the best one. Nobody made that up. 100% authentic crazytown.

Guy: When we left the church, our neighbour had to disconnect from all of us, me, my wife, the kids. But not the dog. She still wanted to see the dog. She said she didn’t think the dog “would understand” why she didn’t want to see him anymore.

Steve Bannon is what stupid people think smart people sound like. He shares this trait with Newt Gingrich. His “academic” credentials are as follows: A degree from Virginia Tech in 1974. While Tech is a fine school nowadays, it was a “you have a heart beat” school then. That status was supplanted by schools like…

You forgot a step - they also need to have previously made sure to get an immigrant visa for no particular reason, even though it’s not at all applicable. Maybe a fishing license, too, because why not?

I’ll tell you were it will end... with a lot less people sweating to the oldies. That’s where. The world is a more dangerous place now. And all we can do is just live in it.

What we do need is a miniseries of how the Russians helped rig the election, since that seems to be the only way to get peoples’ attention. Maybe that would finally be the way to shoehorn this douchebag and his coterie of loons out of the White House.

...ok, 2 questions. Well, many, many more than just 2 but I’ll limit myself here.

Huge ARod hater here. Alex Rodriguez is an outstanding baseball analyst, and I’m avidly looking forward to his second act as the best sportstalker on TV. That clip of him talking batting with Frank Thomas and Pete Rose was ELECTRIFYING

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?

YES! Thank you for this write up. I don’t recall ever seeing anything about this show on Jezebel (I may be in error), but am occasionally disappointed when a show with several strong female characters, like this one, isn’t profiled.