Tell them it’s “kids learn to do chores” day. Not to work them to a nub but hey, learning to do laundry and dishes is a good thing!

I work at a Belgian university, and we (female staff) are on strike today too (for very obvious sexism-in-academia reasons). Happy international women’s day, ladies!

Was gonna star this, but realized I’m back in the greys.

Here’s some fire:

Let’s be honest here. The women of Jezebel were much better at posting on Deadspin than the men of Deadspin were at posting in Jezebel.

JezSpin has always been a bit of harmless “eww boys!”/”girls are gross!” performance. True armageddon would be JezTaku.

The grey-trolls are SO mad, y’all. It’s like next-level mansplaining. lol Go die in a fire.

I’d like to know if NPS actually turned off the Statue of Liberty’s light’s on purpose. Their excuse is very Eddie Izzard’s “I was dead at the time” excuse-y.

Most of the women in my life don’t have the luxury of being able to take off work. My mom and sister have both said they will participate by not spending money anywhere tomorrow. I plan on doing the same. I have class tomorrow night that is taught by a woman, and 9 of the 11 students are women. I am bringing coffee…

too late, April 1st last year was awesome

OT:

I’m a guy, and I will take down my commerce website for the day to support “A Day Without A Woman”. Think RED.

That’s awesome!

I’m the only female mortician at the funeral home where I work. I work with a gaggle of Neanderthal men with the combined IQ of six, all misogynistic, racist, anti-Semitic, homophobic (and shockingly Trump-supporting!) Philistines. I am calling in sick tomorrow and the place will no doubt burst into flames without the…

I’m a high school English teacher, and I plan to punch one of my colleagues in his throat when he makes his first condescending or misogynistic (or both) comment.

I’m a female nature guide and dancer in the Pioneer Valley. I give Biology talks and I do some film as well. I’m hoping to complete some bird research this spring. My husband is totally into supporting the strike so he and I will wear red and spend the afternoon in downtown Northampton MA. I’ll avoid shopping…

Here in México city we are having a general strike, art performances and a rally. It will be the largest women strike we’ve had. It’s gonna be amazing.

God created Trump to help me purge my Facebook friends list.

Trump hatched from a maggot’s egg that was buried in the devil’s feces. God had nothing to do with it.