The hero we don’t deserve.

At least now Mike “Out Like” Flynn will have more time to investigate the Benghazi Pizza scandal.

creating Facebook posts saying that if any nazi feels threatened they will create a safe house and harbor them because they believe *so much* that we all should have an equal voice in things.

I’m not a massive Beyonce fan, but Lemonade brought me to tears. It might have been conceived to express the black female experience, and did that beautifully, but it hit a more universal theme that that, and that’s what makes it a masterpiece.

It’s VERY real. And it’s VERY weird.

I am told this Historical Record is very helpful.

I can’t decide if the Barf Bag is my new favorite part of the day, or new least favorite part, but please keep them up. It’s nice to have a handy summary of all this fuckery in one place at the end of the day.

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

I was in a really bad place when the secret got big so I gave it a try because it had that patina of pseudo science to if: luckily I snapped out of it. I’m really glad I didn’t meet a scientologist that year or I’d probably be in the sea org right now.

It looks like it was filmed at the continental breakfast area at a Hampton Inn. I fully expected a pan to the right to reveal a tourist in a Hawaiian shirt using the waffle maker.

You think he’s bullying the woman who raped him becuase he wants to turn over evidence that might help solve a muder????????????????????????????

Sorry. Old fears wrought new. I’ll assume you’re young enough to have never lived with the fear of a nuclear exchange. The last 20 years have been the safest since WW2, largely because of START.

I’m not worried about the number of nukes (100 can kill us all off). START was predicated on the understanding that sane, sensible people will equally reduce their arsenals, and that sane, sensible people would safeguard them. START was important, not because of the reduction, but because of the intent behind it. It…

Rosie made that her twitter profile pic and I’m praying SNL really takes her up on her offer.

I was just thinking and it came to me:

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…

Oh my god....anybody seen this yet????

Yeah! After this entire article that was focused on Trump’s uncountable and infinite shortcomings in the job he pursued for a year and a half, how about those OTHER politicians???

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such elite career orientation videos as “So You Want To Run General Electric?” and “Orientation The Right Way: Welcome To the St. Louis Cardinals.”

Today we’ll learn together about the exciting world of being the President of the United States. First, welcome to the Oval…