SEE YOU IN COURT, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE!

u mad bro?

You have to try real hard as a President to lose a fucking case like this. Immigration + National Security = Extreme Deference to the President. I’ll bet none of these judges ever thought they’d be involved in a case involving immigration and national security in which they even came close to considering…

Angela Merkel, leader of the free world, summed up Putin pretty succinctly: ‘I understand why he has to do this — to prove he’s a man,’ she told a group of reporters. ‘He’s afraid of his own weakness. Russia has nothing, no successful politics or economy. All they have is this.’

From a Russian perspective - since women can still work in Russia, what’s the benefit of getting married there anymore? I just can’t imagine willingly entering into a binding contract where the other party was allowed to beat me whenever they felt the urge...

Nosebleeds are Red

I know what you are saying about having a few red X’s because so many of us have problems with “declared a caliphate,” am I right? My living room is my caliphate. There are rules, you know? Rules.

I openly snap at people when they watch Faux News at my gym because as of late I don’t care. When one guy thwarted me from changing the channel I loudly quipped, “Enjoy your propaganda asshole!”

Enough. This isn’t a feminist issue (and I’m a fucking banshee feminist). It’s about common decency. If Hillary were walking in, she would almost certainly have waited for Bill. A lesbian or gay man would wait for their partners as well. It’s not about what men should do, or what Republicans do, or Democrats, etc.…

“Bunch of moochers looking for free government eggs! Sad!”

The Art of War by Sun Tsu

I love that piece too. They come across like a bunch of whiny bitches (which they most definitely are).

My personal “favorite” bit of news today concerning our dear Senators was this one over on Politico, where Congressman Reichert told his fellow lilly-livered elected officials:

Nah. It died the day Trump was elected. Anyone—I mean *anyone*—who didn’t see this coming is an idiot. And anyone—I mean *anyone*—who saw this coming and still didn’t vote for Clinton is a fucking asshole.

I have zero rachmones for her. She could have split when he was running for president and saved the world. She didn’t.

Is she? She clearly doesn’t want anything to do with being FLOTUS and wants to live a socialite’s life in NYC. This wasn’t supposed to happen and she’s clearly not happy about it. I just don’t think that when the time comes for Trump and his closest advisors to retreat to their bunker to take their cyanide pills, that…