Slightly off-topic, but take a look at the EUW League of Legends forums today. Entitled children at their finest.

Why do you Americans get all the awesome flavours? In the UK (at least, all the shops I've been to) we get chocolate, strawberry and RECENTLY apple.

Well, the guy was getting shot at. I know I wouldn't be doing a lot of thinking.

To be fair, I imagine Zynga's games require a lot more maintenance and support than Minecraft.

Is... this a serious question?

Holy shit. Had no idea they were so huge. I would have guessed they had like 200 employees.

Out of interest, how much does Kotaku pay the writers of these articles?

Not quite the same, but in France it's a legal requirement to have a breathalyser while driving at all times. Also, I would be totally behind that law, because the potential ramifications of drunk driving are way worse than those of games piracy.

So you don't think Jon Snow is actually... y'know.

I've read the books but haven't seen the third season yet, so I'm guessing this pertains to a wedding of particular colour?

I, for one, embrace our glorious all-digital future.

Y'know what, religion and politics are welcome to each other. They're both dicks.

A tactical baton is specifically one that expands.

I saw the deals today, oh boy — about a lucky man who saved a pound(£). And though the deals were rather grand... well, I just had to la-a-augh; I spent most all my ca-a-ash.

You are defiantly taking a stand against the unwashed masses.

With Alphas and Betas or whatever, I always try to think of it as a super early pre-order with a discount. I consider access to the in-development game more of a bonus than the actual thing that I'm paying money for.

You’ll always be balancing the need for security versus the chance you stir up the hornets nest, and trigger a full-scale riot. If you want to create a hard line regime with strict punishments and daily searches, you’ll need a lot of guards to hold it together, but it will be possible to focus on security and…

Oh wow, that's crazy. We don't have that in the UK. Kinda like it though.

As good as the actual report is, this:

They can print that it will definitely happen if they know that it will definitely happen, otherwise most news would be damn hard to read. He 'may' face murder charges because he may instead face manslaughter charges.