I thought it was fantastic. I would like point out a minor typo, though: 'hand' was misspelled as 'onion'.

Oh shit. As someone who owns both a Mac and a Windows computer, WizMouse is a revelation. Thank you.

Hi, could you please do a little research before using words? You'll prevent yourself from looking stupid.

You're getting old.

I'd love to see your creative work. With such incisive criticism on others', yours must be incredible!

As a lefty, they were an absolute bitch to reconfigure. Especially considering one of the top right keys (U, I, O, or P, can't remember which) couldn't be changed.

To be honest I don't think you blackies should be mad, either.

can be*

Women weren't left out for 'aesthetic value'. They were kept out because the developers were worried that all the dudes would constantly teabag the chicks.

I don't have anything to say about the article but 'Genocide Chic' is the best tag Jezebel has ever used.

Don't worry. I'm sure some people realised that you're joking.

I don't watch much anime but Baccano! is one of my favourites. To be honest it's one of my favourite TV shows period.

Fine, but we get 'dick' and its derivatives.

Drop-in battles? It's a slippery slope.

>in society

The Jezebel article on this is hilarious. Laura Beck is the best writer on the Gawker Network purely because of how ridiculous she is.

It doesn't, really.

...But do you understand it?

Not nu-metal. Never nu-metal.

I'm really, really looking forward to this. People like to slag off Halo and it's successors a lot, but Halo on release was pretty revolutionary. Being no longer tied to an IP and having the creative freedom that being called Bungie brings means that this could be fucking awesome.