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Pete Carroll has already begun looking for a crisis actor to replace Lynch.

not jumping to his defense. jumping into people’s comments who hear one side of a story and pass judgment on what happened while being comically uninformed.

so one minor conviction over five years means that he has automatically done anything anyone accuses him of, right?

i think so, can you clarify just in case?

the guy has one misdemeanor for failing to identify himself to a police officer and all of a sudden he’s a career criminal.

guilty until proven innocent.

Lance plans on stepping up in Blake Griffin’s absence. Here he’s showing a Griffen-esque open court power game. He was also effective covering up for Blake’s absence on the other end, hauling down 8 rebounds. Just to be thorough, after the game he beat this piss out of the 5'2" water boy. Yup, the Clippers will be

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

Haha! What a dick.

Fascist agents of the dystopian corporate police state: They’re just like us!

Wow, tell us more

I believe he crossed the line of scrimmage...good to videos of see cops having fun with people though

Usually, unnecessary roughness by the police is much, much worse.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

The Panthers were trying to get in Beckham’s head and it pretty clearly worked.

He’s demonstrating how the thermite was placed.

I’ve been listening to him for 20 years. I have probably heard his voice more than my own mother’s. I still can’t decide if he’s an idiot or not. I mean, kinda? It’s kinda listening to that old uncle or grandpa that is kind of a jerk and out of touch with the modern world, but actually really successful at one

Murray, who is, for whatever reason, adamant about protecting daily fantasy sports’ non-gambling status.