Well it is maroon!

The Maserati he received:

Nah, if he can get ripped off I can *absolutely* get ripped off. Seinfeld went through it too, I’m all about contracts meaning contracts.

There are plethoras of cheap cars available and more ways of finding them then ever before. If you’re overpaying on a car, that’s a problem you caused yourself.

But if you’re making shit money, maybe you shouldn’t be buying the average new car.

I’m sure Captain “Work Harder” races on the street too.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

More money than brains is still more fun than more brains than money.

Lol, zero sympathy for this guy. The “Work Harder” writing under the wing is all I need to know to have a good idea of what this individual is like. 

But if you’re making shit money, maybe you shouldn’t be buying the average new car.

“Hyundai says the Ioniq 6 will hit dealers this spring”

I sold my old lawn tractor a couple years ago, wouldn’t run for 5 years.. until the guy that bought it put fresh gas in it.

Bring back steam powered transportation cowards. 

Are you okay? Blink twice if you need help.

Build it and they will come

I would love to see the film return to its underground street racing routes with typecast but interesting characters instead of jumping hypercars off skyscrapers, shooting a Fiero into space, and The Rock taking down a Blackhawk with a steel cable. It would be great to send them off in a more grounded, if a bit campy…

I am still sad they didn’t name it Fast Ten Your Seatbelts..

Gotta maintain those Gamer™ standards of feminine beauty.

“ complete with neatly trimmed landing strips”

Cowards.

Statistically the greatest Formula 1 driver of all time