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You lost your Porsche to a Civic with a mismatched front fender. You have failed in every way.

Never lift off a 911.  No one in the universe can catch it.  I’m very fast, and I can’t.

If you're racing a Honda with your Porsche, then you've already lost.

Can concur.

She’s been taking Wellbutrin/Bupropion for a few years now. I don’t know if it works for everyone, but her drive is stronger than it’s ever been, including the time before she took any meds. 

A couple of pharmaceutical interventions have really improved things for us. First and foremost was my wife finding the right antidepressant that both improved those symptoms and didn’t also kill her sex drive. This took a long time.

And just think of all those electronics that are going to fail relentlessly and expensively because BMW

Hollllyyyy Jeesus.

tOyOtA bZ4X xLe AwD

Solterra sounds like a Toyota name, and bZ4x sounds like a Subaru name. I bet someone in the marketing department got the two names mixed up.

The Toyota LaToyota

“I hate fun and screw everyone who isn’t me.”

The only thing more grating than the “save the manuals” crowd is the “I grew up with manuals and I don’t prefer ‘em, so no one should” crowd

I know which one will be worth 3X as much in 25 years.

If a restaurant actually offers their own delivery service (pizza and Chinese are the big two around me), I’ll gladly take advantage of the service and tip the guy cash when he shows up.

First world problem.  How about we all go back to picking up our own shit and not pawn it off to someone else? 

I’m confused. It’s against a telephone pole. The door is open. Did it stop before making contact with said pole?

It seems like every time I buy a new car, I struggle to remove its oil filter because the previous owner decided to crank that sucker down tight. the car hasn’t run in over 20 years and there’s 27 inches of rust/grease creating an impenetrable seal between the filter and engine. Also, the engine bay currently being…