@The Lonely Tourist: Can't someone reach out and help them with the FAFSA? I've worked with inner-city programs that help kids with shitty backgrounds navigate the insane system. That's free, that teaches them something.

@CanadianSL: I choose to agree with you.

@lonelyfalcon: Yes. Hearted, too.

@bunnies, etc.: And they do. Oh, they do.

@heytherefancypants: This one is my new favorite.

@james_cambridge: I'm going to have to step away. I feel like this is entering territory that could force me to run for governor in New York as a GOP candidate.

@james_cambridge: This one is quite embarrassing too. The cat is never getting a mid-level managerial job managing the spoiled kittens of Gen Y.

@Copernileo: I am a jelly donut.

@talkingstove: He somehow hasn't revealed his identity after all this time, which isn't at all difficult. I am very surprised he didn't just lose it while storyboarding this cartoon. Especially with TMZ: For Kids! out there trying to ruin everything. They're vultures when it comes to cartoon writers' private lives.

@Jukebox hates exclusive content.:

@Hellkeeper: Yes. He's no Thomas Crown.

@KevinO: Or he's a guy museums pretend not to know installed art in their museums.

@joellevand: This happened to me too.

@pdubs1087: To be fair, Warroad is a hockey factory. Those kids are fitted for skates at birth. :)

@AMC_CJ: No, they BE crazy. But yes.

@boobaloob: Well, here are some flaws or thoughts about the assumptions you're responding to:

@Gaudy Mouse Muad'Dib: It wasn't just tv. That's the thing. It was pretty much anything they could measure. My mom would also have to sit down and fill out surveys, SAT style.

When I was younger, in the early 90s. We were a Nielsen family. This required a box be hooked up to our TV but it also required us to scan the bar codes we bought on everything with a little handheld scanner and then answer some questions on that scanner, using a booklet as a guide. Then once a week, we'd have to hold…

"Dude, this shit would have totally knocked you off your fuckin' tall bike! Holy shit, man, I just shit my skinny jeans!"

@Jared904: I want pretzels. You got pretzels?