What? How does one have anything to do with the other? The accident already happened.

Mom should have said “WHY THE F- DID YOU STOP! YIELD MEANS YIELD WHEN THERE ARE CARS COMING! NOT STOP!”

“the people involved usually are untouchable. Powerful politicians, wealthy business men,”

You’re not terrorized because they don’t make up 1 in 7 people where you live. You shouldn’t be terrorized. Maybe try moving to Pakistan? I hear the tribal areas of Waziristan are lovely this time of year.

I love it. Muslim blows up 29 people and shoots two cops. Obviously the real villain is those Islamophobic bigots who point out the pattern.

Under sniper fire!

“Pretty hard to say the system, headed by Obama and his weak on terror Democratic cronies, didn’t work really, really well.”

“Call it what it is.”

I was wondering how long it would take for you delusional ostriches to start tossing around false flags.

Whitey strolled into the wrong side of the parking lot.

I love reading the absolutely insane reaction of you fucking lunatics. Crackhead parents get high and pass out with their toddler in the back of the car, and the police are the bad guys. GTFO

“The real solution is the yellow card/red card“

“Well it’s not like Apple was paying tech bloggers for the service of live tweeting these things.”

“as well as his assertions that Mexican immigrants are rapists and criminals.”

This is absolutely hilarious. I mean most normal people hate Lena Dunham and whatever Amy Schumer has become - but your insane Jezebel reasons for hating them makes it 10X funnier. You people really are fucking psychopaths and I thoroughly enjoy watching your daily struggle with things you find “problematic”.

“I wish men would stop saying this.”

This is the latest “outside the box” “change the paradigm” in counter IED methodology.

I hope this gets 1,000 stars.

The funniest part is the meme you posted at the end - as if it’s not 100% accurate.

Mike Carey being wrong about everything all the time was the best part of his act.