I wear shoes 12+ hours per day in 90+ degrees, so yes I take socks seriously, despite questioning the utility of paying $15 for a pair of socks. *But* if they really are magic, I won’t mind tossing out all my old shit and spending a couple hundred bucks on them. That’s why I ordered a pair.

I wear shoes 12+ hours per day in 90+ degrees, so yes I take socks seriously, despite questioning the utility of…

I take socks pretty seriously - but $15/pair?

I take socks pretty seriously - but $15/pair?

“Someone probably explained to me that there are more right-handed hitters than left, but I still found the whole concept of infield imbalance unsettling.”

And that’s how race walking was born..

Some how I’m sure this is a a white police officer’s fault.

LOL. You know they have cars, trucks, heavy trucks, UPS, etc in Nicaragua right?

“All sexual assault accusers deserve to be believed.....”

“Worthless seat belt in car exposed after I didn’t crash on my drive to work.”

I’m amazed anybody at Jezebel considers two people having sex in a hotel room a “fuck fest”.

“If he said her account was “inconclusive”, that’s probably him being generous.”

LOL

What was her injury?

But Brazil has Bolsa Familia! Massive economically crushing welfare program that brought everybody out of poverty. Why is it still such a third world shit hole?

“that dye from the advertising boards surrounding the pool are leeching into the water.”

Imagine the Gawker outrage if a white South African refused to shake hands with a black competitor.

I’d love to see the Gawkspin if a Mormon woman insisted on wearing her magic underwear.

“If Deadspin as we know it is about to end...”

How many NFL Playoff games have you won, Barry?

Kinda funny that she thought this was going to launch her career, and it simply ended up ruining it.

All these negative stories are just right wing hit pieces meant to paint the liberal Brazilian utopia in a bad light. They have Bolsa Familia there! No poverty!