Except he can’t do any of those things.

“So, yes, it’s unsafe as fuck.”

.........“In hindsight perhaps buzzing the tower at Miramar wasn’t worth it.”

So surprising to see a “Wealth inequality” whining dipshit have literally no concept of business or math.

“Do you know how easy it is to get your license suspended.”

“They left it because it wasn’t a safe environment.”

“The event organizers fucked up.”

“Middleast was destabilized when Bush disarmed and completely abandoned Iraqi armed forces who in turn became insurgents/extremists who then formed ISIS...”

“... Then throw in Bush and Chenny for destabilizing middle east which led to ISIS...”

Um, Bin Laden was 7,000 miles away in an ungoverned wasteland as 9/11 unfolded. Salah was strolling downtown Paris with an AK-47. Slight difference.

And meat helmets.

I enjoyed this.

#tatatata

I just sat down for lunch and this article popped up. Now I feel like a real life Carls Jr. commercial.

I always liked the “interesting” look of the Su-34, but described it as a retarded duck look. Dickbutt Platypus is so much more accurate though.

I’m not sure why we get Jalopnik readers who get so huffy about FA articles showing up on their main page - as the two topics are at least loosely related.

“Did you whip that up in photoshop, or did that already exist?! At this point I don’t know what would surprise me the most!”

I give you - the Su-34 Dickbutt Platypus:

“Thats bread”