“Better start running to the hills now.”

“My best guess - someone cut and paste the 2015 player contracts and forgot to update this specific contract clause (so, as advice for the Rams intern - control-h, and replace all “Missouri” with “California”.”

Who knew making fun of Iron Maiden is to Foxtrot Alpha - what pointing out rape hoaxes is to Jezebel. LMAO

I don’t want to live in a world where Iron Maiden has enough fans to sustain a 747 as a tour bus.

I was really hoping for a montage of all the different commands.

Rainbowho? I’ve never even heard of this person.....

Is there a charge related to the awful music he used in the video?

Did you miss the part where he launches the car at 60mph in a suburban 25mph zone with a person standing right on the sidewalk?

“Nice hyperbole reply there. No one nearly died.”

The best part is the fucking asshole holding up the fast lane finally gets over at the end.

I absolutely love that propaganda video - which clearly depicts a cruise missile sneak attack launched from civilian trucks and cargo ships - destroying an American strike group and armored column.

“and pimp it?”

NO! This is Jezebel. All rape claims are true. Regardless of how false they are.

“and declares the allegations made by Kane’s accuser “unfounded.””

The shape of that “bomb” looks curiously familiar....

Comment of the week.

Don’t put your hands on people if you don’t want people to put their hands on you - even if you’re a 300lb woman.

No?

Can we please get some cross dressing Army Private to illegally copy *this* gun cam on a USB stick, and give it to Wikileaks?

Reapers carry a pair of 500lb JDAMs. Basically like a large car bomb - but falling from the sky unexpectedly.