I love watching the Putinbot evolution. First it was:

This sounds like every Jezebel reading dipshit liberal’s fantasy.

“Just answer me one question : if option (A) was *ever* in the cards, why would he choose (B) ? After all, option (A) is far more self-serving.”

Yeah, how dare she want to talk about sports on a sports show instead of some politics bullshit.

“the short answer, it’s that former governor Bobby Jindal boned everything.”

Unsurprisingly, the states that continusously raise taxes run out of money just as fast.

LOL. Poor mans F-5.

Let’s hope this is what they actually end up choosing to blow their cash on, since these items aren’t any sort of actual deterrent. Smart use of their cash would be an unstoppable stockpile of ballistic missiles, and enough S-400s to make it nearly impossible to for anybody to launch a preemptive strike.

Yeah I know that, but he was on a roll so I wasn’t gonna stop him. LOL

“Assad has killed far more of his people in the last 5 years than terrorism across the Middle East has killed in the past 25 years.”

“You have no clue how the conflict even started :D Another victim of US educational system :D”

LOL Nuke them both so they stop fighting over it. Like taking away a toy from your kids when they refuse to share nicely.

“The only hope of changing this is to redraw the national borders to better represent religious factions so you get: Sunniland, Shiiteland, Kurdiland, and probably Wahaddiland. ”

“I don’t believe ISIS is more than a smattering of fringe nutjobs. The amount of time, money and media attention spent on them is disproportionate to the threat.”

“If you take off the helmet, your brain won’t ALLOW you to go to bashing into another person.”

“The only way to truly degrade the popularity of ISIS is to take territory from it in an aggressive and persistent manner, nullifying their divine claim as a modern day caliphate”

So when does he start writing for Gawker?

If you tell yourself 41 is 97% of 2500 enough times, eventually it will be true, right?

*sigh*

“wait you’re really linking to a WSJ op-ed to support your position?”