Are you havin' a laugh?

2016: Watch your tongue, Lionel. I still have a few days left.

So Debbie too. Fuck off, 2016.

They looked and sounded identical. Either way, I'm going to console myself with some hotscakes this morning.

In Russia, popcorn eats you.

2016 to the world: "I still have a month to go. Stay tuned, suckers!"

I just vant to be alone.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I read that some 50,000 people have donated to PP in the name of "Mike Pence" in the last few weeks.

Well, Elizabeth did become the "central tenant" of Buckingham Palace in a later episode.

"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how'd you like the play?"

"'Cos I don't know enough about killin' to kill him."

"Nothing's riding on this except the, uh, first amendment to the Constitution, freedom of the press, and maybe the future of the country. Not that any of that matters, but if you guys fuck up again, I'm going to get mad. Goodnight."

Goddammit, 2016, now you're just piling on.

Jesus, 2016, haven't you had enough?

Siam is Thailand. Shah'll I post a link?

Watch him glance down and read his script near the end of the first video.

Seriously?

And that enormous schwanzstucker!

…especially if you live in Texas.