Stoner is as stoner does.

That's just Harlan being Harlan. He must have been born in a bad mood.

"a quirky, lovable Jon Polito character…"

…and Hugh Grant, in one of his less obnoxious performances.

Do us a fava, don't start a pun thread.

Burt's the (formerly) Youthful Ward, Dick Grayson.

"Asked about his comments about physical attributes of women, Trump: 'A lot of that was done for the purpose of entertainment.'"

Paul Scofield ("Thus comes the English, with full power upon us. / And more than carefully it us concerns / To answer royally in our defenses.");
John Gielgud ([wearing a cowboy hat Arthur gave him to cheer him up] "If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered.");
Michael…

…as in, he ain't got any.

"Hey freeze, freeze. Don't say 'ass,' say 'rectum.'
Rect 'um, shit, it killed 'um!"

OK, Internet. Great Job. This time.

Class…is…disMISSED!

…and to that unhappy someone: Lighten up, Francis—that sketch was hilarious.

Four minutes?? You must have really hated Under The Bridge.

Well, they did do Carpool Karaoke with Corden.

Well, Mr. Carlin was funny, and the first rule of comedy show business is: You Never Cut Funny.

The Dude abides.

Harold—eat up your beets!

…and then as now, Fox had its thumb on the scale:

Not generally a fan of fart humor, but this one gets me every time: