Is there a quota to get diverse athletes onto the team? Or are diverse athletes just making the team?

I didn’t even recognize her at first. She looks like Lou Ferrigno wearing a Kate Gosselin wig.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

“Paint me like one of your French military parades”

Read this as “Drake was shot at a high school,” and thought OH GOD JIMMY NOT AGAIN

Ok, but what if I just make a 12 inch skillet cookie?

...typically reserved for... love songs to Drew Barrymore...

I don’t know why your comment reminds me of this but it does:

I was literally polishing off a small bag of Cool Ranch doritos as I read this and had reached the “tipping the bag into mouth for crumbs” section right at that goddamn paragraph.

Spoilers: Jack didn’t die from the fire, he got out safely, but then he was shot to death. The camera pans out to show his killer: another Crock-Pot holding a shotgun.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

My MIL refuses to use her crock pot, not because she thinks it’ll burn the house down (her space heater will win that war) but because “the meat just fell right off the bone” so therefore it must be broken. I cannot convince her that some people LIKE their meat tender and juicy.

You’re right. Target knows what you need even before you do sometimes.

Theory: Elon keeps getting back together with Amber to collect data to clone her into the Perfect Amber for Elon.

My dad got no affection and was emotionally neglected, even though his needs were met. He was determined to break the cycle, and I literally was hugged and told that he loved me every single day. It makes such a difference in your life to have physical and verbal affection-we do the same thing with my 6 year old now,…

I started using Drew’s chili recipe the first year he posted it. I have made it so many times that my friends and family now regard it as my chili recipe. It is good, and I stole it all from Drew.

These are not bad and pretty cheap. Usually I enjoy cooking from scratch but I got lazy and made chilaquiles with one of them and pre-shredded cheese in about 5 minutes and it was just fine.

This is quality shade.

Wouldn’t that make them dogapults?

Cue Eagles fans bringing “service” dogs to the Super Bowl and throwing them at Brady.