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“her true talents lie in beating the faces of people who look like their faces have already been beaten.” Yelp.

DJ James Kennedy or nothing!

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

Great profile. I wish Nagasu every bit of good luck and every success. Skaters work so goddam hard.

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?

This commercial for Sandals is awfully dramatic.

I had no idea Logan Paul existed until he was on Top Chef recently, and I fucking hated him instantly. Nice to be validated.

TRUE STORY: I work in Rock Center but NOT for NBC and a colleague of mine had a broken leg. One day she was struggling down the street on crutches past 30 Rock and Hoda walked out to get in her black car. Hoda did NOT know my colleague, but because Hoda is a dream, she gave my colleague her black car and told it to

This. So much this. Too often women (and other minorities) stand there, gut churning, knowing and feeling how wrong the situation is, how uncomfortable they are, but social pressure and peer pressure keeps them rooted to the spot, not sure what to do, and with no one they can call on for help, because the people

His Christian name is Teka$hi69.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Can I tell you why I find him annoying? He’s not talented. His voice sounds like any dude. And his songs suck. Also, bc I have an 18 month old I watch the “Two Different Worlds” clip where Ed sings with the Sesame Street Muppets on a daily basis. He doesn’t have fun with it and totally phones it in (though he looks

I saw my dad read 3 newspapers every day when I was growing up and it rubbed off on me as I was reading beyond my grade early on in school. I also noticed my kids started to read more (i.e. magazines, books) when I started to do the same around them instead of being nose down in my phone. It’s parenting 101 that you

it looks like a zucchini fucked a butternut squash

Try a mascara that isn’t so “wet.” I just started using tarte’s lights camera lashes mascara and it’s kind of a clay formula. Any mascara that is too liquidy does not work for me either.

Ugh ugh ugh.

Not sure why that’s your business, but no. I have a computer.

HOLY SHIT THAT UPDATE!!!! I just gasped out loud in front of my classroom full of students taking a test. Fucking YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

There’s lots of people like you lurking on offspring.lifehacker.com ... and I wonder why? I don’t go to singlelady.daydrinking.party.com and brag about how I can happily get through the day without alcohol.