Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

Tangent: through all of this chaos is anyone else, like, getting it pretty bad for Emmanuel Macron? I am married but if I were having a bachelorette party I wouldn’t want my strippers to be cops or whatever. I’d want sexy world leader strippers. Sexy Macron impersonator, sexy obama impersonator, sexy Trudeau…

I have gotten my 65+ cubicle buddy into reading Jezebel. Yesterday I asked her if all the candy on her desk was a gift (she’s always on a diet) she came back with a sassy “I’m taking that comment to shade court.” You need to franchise shade court, pronto.

While everyone is Googling Jeff Koons, I’d like to express my ongoing glee at the neverending new descriptions of Trump. I want to believe there’s a big whiteboard where The Slot writers keep track of which scrotum comparisons have been used and brainstorm new ones.

I am not a parent, but I recently discovered the joys, as a lady, of humongous beach hats. I look like I’m 80 years old in the 1950s, but I don’t care. My face and shoulders haven’t been burned since I invested $15 at Nordstrom Rack into this giant fucking hat. It’s amazing.

I’ll never forget the time Jody Watley got inside Greg Kite’s head in the ‘86 Finals. I mean at the time she hadn’t reached solo star status, but had some leftover fame from Shalamar.

Beautiful people, doin’ what beautiful people do.

M - Hazel

Great tune! Have you heard the covfefer version?

Damn, what a mic drop. He’s really come a long way since Guns N Roses.

She seems so normal. Like, if you went to the beach with Jennifer Garner, you would have frozen bottles of water to keep the juice boxes cool (doubles as cold water later!), and plenty of sunblock, and probably a good book to read.

If it weren’t so frickin’ disturbing, it would be hilarious to observe the level of white people privilege Tori Spelling and her husband experience. They apparently owe close to half a million dollars to various big time creditors, including AMEX and a big time bank, yet they walk free. In 2017 America, if they were…

As I have written before, my daughter died when she was five in 2011, two months after being diagnosed with an inoperable and malignant brain tumor. There is no cure for her type of tumor - DIPG - and current treatments do little more than extend life for a few months.

Yeah, it does go to his parenting ability. Photographing yourself with an erection is not something that should be done in front of your children.

I keep hearing “do it” over and over in my head.

I have a warning about befriending Muslims around Ramadan. Last time I did it was with some tenants I had. Late one day, one of them came running to my office in a panic saying there was a leak in his apartment and everything was getting soaked. I raced over there with my giant wrench to turn off the water and found…

A lot of orchestras hold “blind auditions”: hopefuls play behind a screen, with the process arranged so that no hint of their gender presentation or race reaches the panel. These orchestras suddenly found themselves hiring people other than white men - even though they’d honestly believed they hired on merit alone.