They have a 918 at the Porsche dealer here in New Orleans for 1.9 million.

Don’t feel bad, there would be 9 cars total on the road here in NO if they came up with an emissions requirement. I have 6 cars and I would be down to 1.

Funny motorcycle story for you...Someone who I won’t name that is NOT related to me by blood came to me and asked me about selling his bike on CL. I told him no test rides whatsoever and not to do anything without having the full asking price in hand, so what does he do...you guessed it, he let a random stranger off…

I buy alot of cars off Craigslist, well there is a younger guy that works for me and he will come up to me and say, hey dude there’s a 4Runner on Craigslist a guy wants 8800 for, how do I get it for 4000? People get this shit off TV when they see Richard Rawlings go see a car the guy wants 25k for and he buys it for…

Do you live in the ghetto? My neighbors would give me the thumbs up.

R53 MINI COOP!!!

I would be willing to bet if someone gave you a GT and you drove it around for a little bit, sold it, bought a Toybaru, you would hate yourself. Toybaru is a cool car for a high school kid, when I see adults pull up in them I just laugh.

I bought an FJ100 with about the same mileage as yours and couldn’t be happier with it.

Like I said, that would never happen at our dealership. I had a service customer test drive a STi just because he wanted to see how fast it was, salesman came over and said, you know that kid, I said nope. Off he went.

I would love to know what you drive now...

Oh the Bluetooth not working!! 70 year old people shouldn’t be driving let alone trying to blue tooth a call from Little Jimmy asking for money. People if you are reading this, be nice to your service advisor, I can’t tell you how many times my service manager asks me, do you like this person, do you want to help…

I can tell you now that if he walked into our dealership, had a pulse, and a license he could drive away by himself if a 15 STi.

Can I give you 1000 stars?

I can vouch for working in a dealership with tech’s do not care about what you pull up in right hand drive or making 1000hp, some of our guys drive old Camaro’s, lowriders, and stock Civic’s but at the end of the day they really just don’t care. Most of the people that come in that I would probably want to talk to are…

Sad but true.

Atleast it’s not an Allroad?

Can we hang out sometime you would be a blast! On the other hand if I need someone to watch my 15 month old I’m totally calling you.

2 words for you: Toyota Landcruiser

Not trying to be humorous at all but have you ever tried to get a child out of a car seat? It is very difficult and I can say under certain kinds of stress I could see how it become damn near impossible, now saying that I don’t care what kind of fiery inferno my car was in if my son was in there you bet your ass I…

Is there an anti-star button?