Ugh, I too have RNF (Resting Nice Face) and thus, everyone wants to ask me for directions or answers or make conversation and I actually kind of hate talking to people?

He is not (that I know of?) but now I’m wondering how there are apparently multiple semi-pro hockey players/coaches in Dallas of all places.

Yeah, that sounds a bit too familiar. We went on one date, it was AWFUL, he kept calling me for months after I said I wasn’t interested and was constantly trying to get me to come to see him play hockey. Hard pass.

DELETED!!!!!!

Not even kidding, I may have dated his son very briefly. The son is as insufferable as this guy sounds.

Right? What’s with the snark in this article? I get that it’s a Gawker Media (Univision, whatever) staple, but c’mon.

She really does.

Straight and to the point. I dig it.

I love ASMR, and seriously I’m on my fourth watch and it puts me in straight meditation mode.

First watch: Too creepy nope

Right? If I were her, I’d be thinking “Piss off, I’m not dead yet.”

Going into this hoping he’s yelling “OI! PASS THE BLOODY BUTTER, MATE”

I’m so thankful that Little Sunshine’s Caillou phase was blessedly short-lived.

I’m so glad you’re asking the hard-hitting questions because I’m also curious!

Not a goddamn thing.

That sounds like the absolute best day.

PENNY CAN!

Man, fuck that guy.

Man, those Jaguar commercials... or any time he plays the villain and has that delightful smirk and growly voice. Unf.

That ending was SUCH BULLSHIT. You’re gonna kill off Rayna and then bring back Tandy and Teddy, two of the worst characters?! I want Juliette and Avery to get their own spinoff, because I just don’t care about the other characters enough to watch Nashville without Connie Britton’s hair.