I suspect it’s because she wants people to forget that “Cheryl Tweedy” beat up a bathroom attendant: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/3207822.stm

Let’s goooooo baaaaaack... back to the beginnnnniiiiiinnnnnnggggggg (is what I sing every time I binge watch Laguna Beach and The Hills)

If you get the travel size. Travel size Benefit Gimme Brow is $12 at Sephora; full size is $24. Glossier is $16. I’ve tried both and prefer Glossier’s.

I’m also a woman and I have a pretty firm handshake; on the rare occasion that I’ve gotten the asshole firm handshake, I just squeeze as hard as I can and keep eye contact. Like what’s my boss gonna do, complain that I held eye contact with a client? (My boss is also cool.)

I’m also a woman and I have a pretty firm handshake; on the rare occasion that I’ve gotten the asshole firm handshake, I just squeeze as hard as I can and keep eye contact. Like what’s my boss gonna do, complain that I held eye contact with a client? (My boss is also cool.)

A bunch of milk-white chubby neckbeards decided to take this over to be pro-Trump with literal milk. Quel suprise. Call me when Idris Elba lookalikes are over here.

I suspect we’re watching the Penguin’s origin story unfold before our very eyes. We just need Batman to swoop in and take care of this shit.

At this point, I’d be okay with the Motherland coming over and saying “Nope, y’all can’t handle being on your own.”

Wrapped in cash!

I liked Cat’s writing style when she was at xoJane; something about that whirlwind, scattered voice appeals to me in small doses. I got her book on Tuesday, finished it yesterday, and although it was enjoyable (and horrifying) in a way, it’s also completely exhausting, especially when it’s obvious in the afterword…

Bethenny comes off as... not the nicest person in the world, but if this is what she’s dealing with, then Jesus Christ, that’s understandable. Guess those inklings of his assholishness on Bethenny Ever After were true.

My young daughter keeps telling me that she’s a Baylor Bear like Mommy. She will not be attending my alma mater.

I firmly believe that the OC ended with Marissa dying and that is IT.

Same here! Although I think I could get down with the Medium Place.

Mr. S. watched it before I did and thankfully didn’t spoil it, because my mouth literally dropped open in omg-ing and giggling at that moment. I love this show!

Having encountered M. McConaughey on several occasions (I live in Austin, it happens), can confirm that he is just a delight. Very friendly and easy-going.

Oh God, I blubbered my way through that entire video.

As an anti-Cowboys Dallas native, this pleases me.

Same here - in fact, I walked around the maternity ward with mine when she was a few hours old because damn, staying in a bed that long is uncomfortable, and was given the third degree by the staff when they saw us walking. (Which was obviously fine, I’m all for tighter security there)

Gotta watch for the people who will bring their own flasks and handles, like my extended in-laws.