Friendly with one (she’s my husband’s friend primarily so we’re not that close but we like each other fine), friends with three although I haven’t seen them in years, one’s my sister-in-law, and the final one-my best friend-and I had a massive falling out when it was revealed that she’s a cruel bitch.

This is too real.

Whenever Naomi Campbell came on the screen at the Golden Globes, I had to stop and stare because that woman is flawless.

Same. Also, the tips email address exists for a reason. (tips@jezebel.com)

Works both for smoothing and as eatin’ pants! (Why yes I am actually wearing maternity leggings now, four years after popping out my kid)

I also hit Rouge this year and now I’m on a no-buy for 2017 because I only have one face omg

Zero zero zero done!

She had her ankles crossed and a napkin over her lap. He didn’t see shit and he’s a total creeper.

Holy shit. Get it, Brit-Brit!

THIS. IS. BULLSHIT.

If only Bethenny Frankel would take this comment to heart.

It came out when I was a senior in college and had just moved to New York for an internship and was dating a guy in NJ, and I thought it was the most life-changing, amazing movie I’d ever seen.

Except Mariah didn’t nail the octaves, she was barely present! DO OVER.

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO LEAVE US WITH THE SENTIENT CIRCUS PEANUT

Layla isn’t coming back, so that’s one bright spot in 2016.

“Nancy Mack, the wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith allegedly attacked him outside of an elementary school function because he’s a Trump supporter.”

Too many literallys, bruh.

WWHL was SO uncomfortable, yet delightful.

Jax riffing on “DJ Fuckface” had me ROLLING.

Right? Pick your fucking battles, man. Though maybe I’m just salty because my little one loves her light-up Batman shoes and wears them nearly every day.