None. Now, body hangups unrelated to Barbie, absolutely. But Barbie? She was just a cool chick who got to dress up, had 20 siblings (ages 22-2), and was constantly being stuck in hurricanes or getting awful haircuts.

Bacon and coffee and bay leaves made me retch when I was pregnant, among other things. Four years later, I’m okay with the latter two, but smelling or tasting bacon still makes me want to hurl.

Right? It smells like... static. That’s just what it smells like. And you mentioned the frequency changes - yup. drives my husband crazy when I can tell that the TV is on but muted, when I’m in a completely different room.

Absolutely not - there are always luxury cars in the staff parking spaces! I went one time with the ex to check it out since he’d been going there for years, and nooooooope. It was like being in a stadium. But for Jesus.

I just Googled those and OMG I WANT RIGHT NOW

I missed it live (stupid actual work), but read the entire thread last night. So good.

My ex was a part of their lighting crew for a while. Part of their crew. As a full-time job. At a church.

Absolutely. Cocktails start at six.

<3 <3 <3 #oldtimers

Prestonwood Baptist Church! The place is literally as big as a college campus.

She looks like a Real Doll.

If you’re in Dallas, I know which one you mean!

Your second paragraph is on the nose.

I’ve had too many friends get sucked into Antioch, usually through their “life groups.” I went exactly once and had the creepy-crawlies through the entire service.

There’s a Chick-fil-a (hate nuggets!), a Torchy’s, and an In-n-Out over there now. We didn’t have it nearly that good when I was at Baylor.

I did (stupidly) leave New York, and I am literally ordering from Zabar’s right now because REAL BAGELS AND LOX.

Lip injections? Lip injections plus Botox? I feel like I see it everywhere but can’t place what it is.

He can get. it.

DO IT. DO IT. I did it after a lifetime of never rocking the boat and man alive, does it feel good.

I went to Baylor. Needless to say, I’ve met many self-proclaimed Christians who should really throw that descriptor into quotes.