I haven’t seen the kids in any public photos yet, just in my friend’s Facebook page. They get to go to all of the White House events like SXSL and the Easter Egg Hunt!

A friend of mine worked for OFA for a long time, and he has pictures of President Obama with his own kids and says nothing but wonderful things about him. My jealousy is rampant!

Girl, “You’re Still The One” was right up there with Lonestar’s “Amazed” for high schoolers in the late ‘90s/early ‘00s. (That is to say, same, girl.)

I used to have an old-school slumber party with some friends where we’d binge on junk food and watch horror movies, as I am also a Halloween lover who absolutely hates haunted houses. (I’m one of those people who accidentally punched someone who jumped out at me from total darkness. I apologized profusely while…

I AM SO EXCITED. Sorcia McNasty’s one about the old truck from a few years back still freaks me out when I think about it. Like now. *shudder*

How is she so glowy and radiant?! She looks like an super-hip angel.

Be less ridiculous, Oklahoma.*

It quickly became my favorite Housewives franchise!

My cats come home looking and acting like a fluffy Buddha, which is great considering they’re usually tiny demons.

QUIT CATFACE SHAMING, JULIANNE.

This is a v good birthday wish.

Mostly the tacos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Karl Lagerfeld is a legendary asshat who also doesn’t like ugly people.”

They’ve been in Dallas and Austin as well and well, we’ve had a good run, Texas.

You mean gayliens?

As someone who has been trotted out to prospective clients as “look, we have a woman/mom/female millennial on our creative team!” in previous companies (current company is primarily women on creative), this doesn’t surprise me in the least.

This made me feel better as well; mine goes to kindergarten next year and I’m in an open carry state.

My (either drunk or coked out, possibly both) roommate cut a hole in the wall between the condo and the neighbors’ condo so we could hang out more easily. You know, instead of walking the five feet through the front door and over to theirs.

I live in Texas and basically don’t want to leave my house, especially since I’m usually toting my kid with me.

Smaller means cozier and as $7coffee mentioned, less cleaning! Congrats!