I started a more in-depth skincare routine with help from r/asianbeauty, including tretinoin, and my skin is already looking and feeling better within a week.

It absolutely gets better. I ended a five-year live-in relationship seven years ago and the guilt hit me like a train a few weeks later. I’ve been here for a loooooong time and the Jezebels were instrumental in helping me through it! ❤❤❤

While I don’t have popcorn at the ready for tonight, I do have a ribeye cooked in truffle butter and spinach cooked down in the steak juices, with a kalimotxo in hand, a sleeping kid on the couch, and football on TV.

Mine does too, and he’s usually a pretty stoic dude so it’s always entertaining.

Too much idolizing of L. Ron Hubbard means less idolizing for Trump. Maybe Trump will start his own fake religion?

...undead?

DODAI AND TRACIE WE’VE MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH

Oh my God, you weren’t joking. This is like a hug from my grandma and a blanket and a mug of tea in musical form.

When he was playing last night, I was like man, this is why I’m so conflicted about John Mayer, because he’s so good at his music, and he’s so good at being a douche.

My mind went straight to Ron Howard and no no no no no no no no.

Your dog and my cats!

I’ll own up to the fact that now I’m thinking of my own passed pup and sobbing.

My baby was abandoned on the side of the road at six weeks with her brother. My friend found them and gave my girl to me on my 16th birthday, while she adopted the other. My Princess was the loudest, most hyper, clumsiest 80 lb dog who still loved to climb on my lap and bark in my ear before giving me kisses. I was…

Mine was 14 and she was the best dog who ever dogged.*

High school boyfriend and I in the back of my Mustang. As uncomfortable as it sounds.

Juliette totally survives and she and Avery get back together and have a blissful life with Cadence. This is the only acceptable resolution for Juliette.

Texas here, and I routinely think that same thing. It’s too goddamned hot in this state.

Probably because women are too tired from getting all the shit done. (Not /s on this part)

“By January of next year, the Obamas will be out of the White House”

I mean, I love Kanye too after that GD song.