You don’t have to pretend anything.

p sure I’m the token Jezebel who’s still pumped for this show to come back. Luke and Layla are gone! Will finally kissed his dude! Deacon didn’t fall off the wagon again! Juliette’s gonna be alive because OBVIOUSLY!

This article is so well-researched and so well-written.

Fuck this guy, fuck our coach for not kicking him off the team, fuck our old coach and all of them for... well, y’all know. Can I exchange my Baylor diploma for another school because I’m so fucking sick of being associated with a place that turns a blind eye to abuse for football.

Username checks out.

Army wife. Can confirm.

Also, I got stuck in an elevator with Kristin Davis when SATC was still on and I was *obsessed* with the show. She was working with a client at my PR office and walked on with one of my coworkers, so it was just the three of us, and when the elevator stopped, she started freaking out. Not mean freaking out, just “OH…

Matthew McConaughey was in the suite next to me at a game, I was drunk on margaritas and kept “whispering” IT’S MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY HE’S SO FRIGGIN HOT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT.

Just like Jack YEAH I WENT THERE

TAPE TWO because I’m morbid. Every man (or Rose) for him/herself! Find your own door, Jack!

Imma try and nab a photo in stealth mode. Running shorts show off dat butt shelf.

It’s cooler to be paleo/eat nothing but bacon and junk food and the occasional green juice, or something.

As the wife of a man with a “I say gotDAMN” bubble butt, I called real. (Lots of weighted squats.)

We sure can.

My favorite lately has been Wiki-ing 1920s celebrities while reading this (amazing) book about old Hollywood, and it goes all downhill from there.

I’m in love with the Kat Von D liquid lipsticks as well. Backstage Barbie is my favorite for a really loud lip, Outlaw is a gorgeous red (I’m pale and neutral-cool), and Lolita is my new “professional lady” color.

Yeah, shouldn’t it be filed to BAWBY?

I named my kid after my American Girl doll. No regrets!

I have so many happy emotions toward this video and the Obamas in general, but all that’s coming out right now is SHE IS SO PRETTY.

Can confirm, though I somehow made it out unscathed.