I’m camped out in r/MakeupAddiction and we’re all anxiously awaiting Jeffree’s inevitably horrendous rebuttal that he promised earlier today.

The only good things about xoJane are Louise’s Creepy Corner and Claire’s food and drink articles.

If you must be wearing bottoms while topless - cutoff jeans, girl. Jorts have their place.

I miss the olden days when Jez would shut down looks-shaming comments.

Yeah. My friend has been trying, and failing, to get pregnant for four years. My lovely, saintly friend, who has been badgered by her nosy family and church friends over when she was going to get pregnant, had five miscarriages. She understandably didn’t tell anyone about her current pregnancy until she hit 20 weeks,…

I voted for Bernie, but was in one of the first primaries and as time went on, moved over to Hillary. Most of my friends who voted Bernie have said the same!

Little girls can be too! Mine’s four and she’s always taken after her dad’s side of the family, very lean, with her little ribs and backbone sticking out at times even though she eats like a horse and she’s perfectly healthy.

I write this type of influencer post for my Actual Job, and I’m less upset about Ramona copying and pasting it than I am about the fact that they didn’t even try to make it sound like her. Celebrities don’t want think about this kind of thing; you have to write it for them.

Yeah, if the FBI comes for my laptop, I’m screwed. I just watch a lot of true crime!

Agador Spartacus: Best movie sidekick, or best movie sidekick?

Serious question: Does the cute seagull live?

It makes me think of a digestive biscuit.

I listened to the entire Manson series during a bright, sunny road trip and even that was o_O

Called his office during the filibuster to support it, and of fucking course the voicemail was full.

Bethenny getting out-Bethennyed is the perfect way to describe her reaction while Luann invited herself on the trip and then left Bethenny to pay for the drinks!

Taking a selfie to send to his boo thang?

That was so soothing up until they scored the top.

I’m fucking horrified and disgusted by how my alma mater has handled this, from the first woman reporting to the present day.

My personal favorite.

I literally couldn’t sleep last night after hearing about this. I’m sure there are some lovely parts to Florida, but fuck if my kid and I will ever see them. (Gators and crocodiles scare the living shit out of me. THEY GO ON LAND AND IN WATER THERE IS NO ESCAPING EXCEPT UP A GODDAMN TREE.)