After that one Cougar Town episode where Jules comes up from underwater in the pool and is stared in the face by a gator, I don’t even know that I’d go in a pool in Florida. Those poor parents.

My best friend posted this yesterday - she’s going to Disney with her 2-year-old next month. I immediately went and hugged my four-year-old even though she was fast asleep and like “ugh Mom quit hugging me awake.”

I’ve done the black to blonde to black to red to blonde thing too many times, and can confirm that that Aphogee combo is the shit.

Ugh, I read the same thing, and I agree that it was shady. I can understand their thinking from a business sense, and perhaps the CMT deal was already in the works when they chose that ending, but it seemed like that was a big IF they get picked up. I also fully admit to yelling at my screen at the final scene.

And I can’t edit my reply from when I hit send too early; I should have clarified that I meant, please don’t kill her off if she wants to come back.

Yes.

There is a god, and she loves country music and soap operas. (In my head, God is Dolly Parton.)

I hope Hayden has some time before filming to get the help she needs, assuming they didn’t kill her off. (Please don’t kill her off, Nashville.)

I’m honestly surprised that hasn’t happened yet.

35-year-old Depp begins seeing 26-year-old Vanessa Paradis. Meanwhile, 12-year-old Amber Heard is still living in her hometown of Austin, Texas.

I ran into him (literally) when I was living in NYC, and while he is much better-looking in person, I can also confirm that he was a lovely (terrible) shade of burnt orange.

Have at it, my friend. I’m still chuckl(eroy)ing to myself over my own joke.

IF YOUS CAN’T BEDAVE, YOU CAN ALL GO HOME!

I was thinking more this:

What in the Little Lord Fuckleroy is he wearing?

This is making my musical theater nerd heart so happy and also I’m having a hard time not bursting out into song in my office.

Watch it, she blew a gasket on Kristen last season for daring to ask the same question!

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

I’m a Baylor alum, and I’m hugely, face-palmingly embarrassed by how spectacularly my alma mater has fucked up this entire thing (obviously starting with how they treated the assault victims).

As an actual member of the Baylor community - not really. Many of us (who aren’t complete idiots, and let’s face it, all of you have those at your alma maters) are disgusted by the fact that the assaults happened and that they were covered up, and are glad that Baylor is taking action. Though I’d prefer if Briles and…