Did you see the sheer number of protesters bitching their hair was long and they needed a haircut?  “I need to put you, your family, my family, and anyone else I run into at risk because of vanity” seems to be the most American thing I can imagine right now.  It’s utterly disgusting.

I don’t think so either.

There is both delicate snark and artful whimsy here, and it’s so enchanting and amusing that I had to ungray. Well-done!

Before the pandemic we could distract ourselves with family expectations, friends, jobs, keeping up goals status on Facebook and Instagram. Now that the world has stopped, there is nowhere left to look but at each other. Hopefully it does spare couples misery, especially those about to commit to forever or to having…

No doubt, but there are different standards for Rs and Ds in this country. Hunter’s messy personal life will be held against him, while all of the Trumps are given a pass. (Remember Falwell Jr. saying that Trump deserves a “mulligan” for his adultery?)

I don’ t like whataboutism, but if we’re discussing how your offspring’s relationships influence executive branch policy, I suppose it’s fair game. And on that count, the Trump family’s dealings make Hunter’s look like a coworker passing on Girl Scout Cookie order sheets.

Do you really find Klobuchar’s appeal inexplicable?

What a lazy hot take.

This has been true in my circle as well. Maybe if people get caught up in the perfect wedding they aren't really thinking about whether this is a person they want to spend the rest of their lives with? 

Well...I got married in the parking lot of an abandoned gas station but I absolutely do acknowledge that’s not acceptable or desired by 99% of folks, hahaha. No regrets here though. Free and we were done with the whole thing within 10 minutes. 

Honey, are you okay? I don’t understand the compulsion to hang out at a blog where you hate everybody. Is a wellness check in order? Got any guns? Please reach out if you need help.

Everyone’s wedding looks the same on Instagram. There’s a barn, church, hotel, museum, beach, or backyard,

She never should have put herself in the position to be criticized. 

I'm surprised no one has died on this show

Out of all the offerings at trader Joe’s you selected 2 bags of dried apples?!? WTF. 

I’ve also had energy pulled out of my butt but that’s because the vibrate setting on the plug was set too high and it made sitting a chore.

It looks like white Muppets are grabbing Melanie's cheat.

I feel you on the money part but I actually started making a lot of my own face products not too long ago so its become less expensive. It’s really the comfort of the routine that I like. On top of the frequent exfoliation. I have an addiction. 

I hear abortion doctors go to the NICU and punch newborns in the face.

Daughter or mistress.