You had me at bland. 

Amen. A huge contributor to the dumbing down of the US of A.

It’s wooden. She’s wooden. You have all overthunk it.

Your daughter is fantastic. She’s got it. And early too. That’s great parenting.

Women rising. I am Canadian but I predict that American women will take back your country in 2020. 

Haha. They like to talk about banning masturbation to boost their group dynamic. #nowanks

Please let’s not also forget the ensuing sex and drugs drama starring the masturbation limiters also known as the proud boys. Even though I edit for a living I will not demean myself further by capping them. I cannot imagine why they are proud. https://www.thedailybeast.com/proud-boys-rally-rocked-by-sex-cocaine-alleg…

I really needed that. Brilliant.

Please, she isn't even there. You just conjured her, it’s what her people do. Don’t be conjured.

Really, she wears the exact same expression as the damnable pioneer woman when talking about her family. But that chick is gritting her teeth and fixin’ on poisoning the whole passel of them.

As I reviewed this on the double I ‘read’ that Scarlett Johannson had hooked up with Bianca del Rio. Ok I did a double take but definitely a great pairing.

Got it.

Well now. Too many folk with more than mixed feelings are trying to stop drag queen story time in their communities for fear they will taint young minds, you know with all that toxic glitter and pushing their terrifying gay agenda. https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/evy7e4/the-far-right-is-doxxing-and-threatening-dra…

Hey, that explains Pompeo. He could bump tums like a sumo wrestler and clear the obstruction. I wondered why he was there.

In my fantasy, 45 required the Heimlich manoeuvre after choking on a bone surreptitiously smuggled into the White House in his McNuggets. Pence got so close to the autocracy he could taste it. Sadly he learned that there’s no way to get rid of a human cockroach.

So, Marianne wasn’t there. Or was she? Can universal love be truly captured..... even by Annie? So many questions but in the end, bye bye Felicia.

I wish candidates and tv twats would stop inserting their personal experiences, or perceived ‘connections,’  into their pitches. We get it, we’ve all been through shit. Contrary to advice from your team, vomiting up your own stuff doesn’t make you more relatable. It makes you look patronizing and eats into your air tim…

She sounds just a hop and a skip from Tom Cruise and Scientology. 

Agree, you come back to big knickers eventually. Quite liberating not to have to worry about your crack getting a flossing or various panty line issues. But you need to go through thongs, bikinis, high-cuts, boy shorts and bloody spanx in order to get to the place where you throw up your hands and let the lady bits…

My 95 year old mother was a heroine during the war. She did more to help her country beat Germany than most and was a lifelong staunch anti racism and reproductive rights advocate. Right now she lives for trips to the casino and her daily two glasses of wine. Should your mother live so long, I hope you allow her to…