My experience was with a coworker who, out of the blue decided to rape me out in the woods, up against his pickup truck. (He was a forester.) The whole ‘thing’ was exactly as E.Jean described. I was surprised and overpowered, didn’t take it seriously at first. It was over really fast and afterwards I was full of self…

If anyone wants real New York literary tightrope titillation, I recommend the astonishing Let the Great World Spin by Collum McCann.

Please, he clearly suffers from SDS..... small dick syndrome. I am not a size queen but experience tells me that sufferers generally make up for it with other forms of attention to the lady parts. Not Trump. He’s a grabber, a shover and a wham bam, no thank you ma’am perfunctory, spur of the moment, it’s mine for the…

I hate to say how long I have been married for fear of being age shamed. People constantly ask how we’ve done it. My reply: separate bedrooms. Eventually your aches and pains, nighttime noises, heat issues and general marital claustrophobia become overwhelming. As for the lost intimacy? It’s still there. And the sex?…

No offence, but almost everyone I know has an MBA. This man went to Harvard, won a Rhodes to Oxford, was a naval intelligence officer and can communicate in 8 languages. Smart, committed, young and if you hear him speak, presidential. Why shouldn’t he run?

Yah, I really don’t care, do you?

If she was even vaguely huge in the UK she would not have married that skeevy, extremely loathsome and horribly unattractive Trump ass kissing douche bag. Her greed is clearly the size of her egalitarian, apartment sized closet because women like Louise and Jerry Hall do not do love matches.

Super mean there. Like him or not he is a phenomenal entertainer. Bet you couldn’t do it. But, as a dad, he actually must suck

Nope, nope. Walking threat to others. No school, no daycare, no anything for kids without proof of vaccination.

Nutter. Have to boycott JT now, he married her, has kids with her and presumably agrees.

And Elle MacPherson, who is shacked up with the so called physician/snake oil salesman who started all this anti vaxxer rubbish. Jenny McCarthy is no better than Alex Jones who is still shilling his vitamins. And don’t get me started on Paltrow and GOOP. What do these women ‘influencers’ have against science?

Ha. What other people? At least from the Trump administration? But your point is correct, thee and me, we’d get cuffed and slung in the slammer in no time. Anyhoo, all I could think of when I saw that dress was that girl sure grew some massive biceps.

Same sadist who ‘styles’ Tiffany Trump? Just too damn cruel.

So sorry your job makes that lot required reading. However the winner of the goss sweepstakes - by a country mile - is Ryan Reynolds.

Actually (at my suggestion) he is currently making bowls for an HIV/AIDS fundraiser. I have started breaking him of the hoarding habit and subtly directing him into more functional ware. Then I will do as you suggest.

Oh, that’s lovely. My husband is a potter, tragically while he makes beautiful stuff he’s not a pro so never sells anything. Our house is full of pots with which he has a special attachment. And pieces he buys due to glaze envy. I am drowning in them and they are a bugger to dust. Everyone we know has been gifted and…

Oh I hear you. Strictly for fun, I once bought. Mr. Oggy a five foot uglyass glass sculpture from a corporate office clear out sale. Cost $10 plus delivery, must have cost thousands back in the 70s. It was a joke that backfired badly. He loves it beyond reason and it has followed us around for donkeys years. I…

....... and then there’s Kenya. No matter who’s fighting for their rights, it’s always one step forward two steps back. Ireland just legalized abortion. Ireland. Then there’s the good old USofA doing its best to turn back the clock.

Yup. That was one buttockal clenching moment. I think this was simply an issue of too much hubris. It happens when writers start believing their own bullshit.

I initially thought Priest but then though..nah, that’s a step too far, even for Kanye.