Really, why is she even a thing? Unpleasant, unfunny, petulant and fact challenged. I’ll admit I admired the speech she made at her father’s Washington memorial. But off script she is simply unwatchable.

Right, not everyone watches Netflix.

Yes. The violent migrant. The rapist Mexican. The very fine white supremacist. The shithole country. The weak woman politician. It never ends. Turning people into targets is his weapon because it hits his racist, moronic, unworldly and blindly religious target groups.

Jesus. He can say all the shit if he resets the Trumpjacked world order, chooses a fine vp and installs a young, vibrant cabinet that are not under ethics investigations, heads government departments with strong, eminently qualified leaders and staffs them with experienced bureaucrats, takes back the courts (a bit…

I can think of two more, both of which could theoretically be plugged. 

You fail to give Trump enough credit for being ‘young and vibrant.’

Does this giant intellect really need support from a brand with a name that literally means ‘sloppy or sticky semifluid matter, typically something unpleasant?’ Or a woman running a business that suggests women shove garlic up their hoohoos?

Try buying sensibly priced pyjama bottoms that don’t feature hearts, unicorns, rainbows, cutesy animals etc. Manufacturers must think all women have pre teen taste.

Nah. You make up a jug, which lasts 24 hours, prepare overnight bottles and feed straight from the fridge. No heating necessary. It’s minimal work. Our grandson is 3 months and sleeps from 8-3, then 4-8. Breast feeding was off the table for medical reasons. Some women from our daughter’s prenatal class have to put…

Don’t worry Fat Donnie, your crazy, conspiracy-theory loving border vigilantes will perpetrate all the violence on your behalf.

Right. And they claim Jesus died for these sort of cretins? Frankly, every day it’s getting harder to buy in. Think I will eat chocolate bunnies and drink heavily to erase the nauseating mumbo-jumbo still being spewed by liars, hypocrites and con artists.

Slovenian decorative eggs are simple, beautiful and use ingredients carefully collated from nature. Of course she wouldn’t go there: she lives in oligarch digs in Tack Towers.. But then I really don’t care, do you?

Or something made out of playdoh in art class at my local senior’s centre. 

Fox, Sinclair et al would always show. No winning there.

Like Michelle Bachman, she thinks Trump is a godly man, sent to save us from the gays and baby killers. Anyway, Daddy always told her there’s nothing wrong with lying for Jesus.

Fuck, I hope he’s right about it being game over.

I believe he is the lead in the upcoming NRA- backed movie: 38 Shades of Grey, Hands Up or I’ll shoot. To be fair, I read first read his name as Colon Noir, which seems way more appropriate.

Some women. The very thought of Elle McPherson getting it on with this conniving douchebag is revolting. You would think she had options.

This is shitty, I’m sorry. Having said that, women with big breasts don’t have it any easier. We get teased for developing early and are subject to groping/sexual assaults/unwanted attention from a very young age. Can’t find clothes that fit. Troubled with back pain. In the workplace, men often talked at my breasts,…

This is about to get much worse. The White House is screening the disgusting anti choice movie Gosnell for staff today.