As they believe their sperm is sacred, jacking off should be illegal.

Seriously, we need to convince male forced birthers, their moms and wives that jacking off is baby killing. Oh, I know. Pigs and flight etc.

Exactly. If I want to be bullied by technology I will replace the damn Fitbit I finally chucked in the garbage.

Norm McDonald, the so called ‘apolitical’ comedian who says he doesn’t think Trump’s presidency has caused any lasting damage or emboldened racists. That Norm McDonald? Nah, please don’t even paraphrase him.

Sigh. He’s your friend and all but is also an idiot.

Seeing how DeVos just announced fundingcuts for Special Olympics, perhaps they would like us to also sponsor an athlete? Maybe a road? Or a bit of Trump’s fence?

It’s worth noting that millions of women reconstruct post breast cancer with implants because it’s a faster, cheaper option. I opted to use my own body tissue, which was a long, complicated process that eventually yielded a great result. And because I live in Canada, it cost me nothing. Zero. I cannot imagine what it…

Also, good luck getting implants regulated. Trump et al are deep sixing every bit of life/health saving regulation they can, as fast as they can. If they let industry chuck pollutants into waterways, good luck with protecting anything related to women’s health.

Careful, the essential layer of extra labial superglue might bung up your hoohoo.

I’m sorry. I think he’s been a very useful idiot for a coalition of the greedy, cruel, hateful, venal, cheating, fearful third of this country’s population. He may not have done all the loathsome stuff himself but, hey, it’s been done under his name. Good enough for him.

Wouldn’t Miller’s face be the illustration next to the next new dictionary word, Incel?

Well, there’s removing sanctions his own government agency placed on North Korea, installing a swath of right wing judges, putting kids in cages, a pretty effective Muslim ban and bending over for Putin and MBS. I could give you a long list of the regulations he’s scrapped and inept appointments he’s made. He has been…

I am already in therapy after accidentally reading Junior’s gloating tweet today. Why can’t bad things happen to bad people once in a while? Next session I plan to bring up Kushner’s WhatsApp.

Yeah, suspect mother will have a problem when describing that event in the school staff room.

Ha .......the GS’s were outside my supermarket yesterday. After Trump’s unhinged a.m. tweeting I was tempted to buy the lot. Then I remembered what happened when some dude did that and the feel good story made it to the internets: he was eventually shamed due to his criminal record. While I don’t have one, I figured…

Jesus. If he knew ‘the truth’ even the sad hats that live in dumpsters would have to admit he would have twittered it up by now. Maybe if they cobble together all his misspelled words they could eventually find ‘the answer.’ At least it would give them something to do.

Gas station, meth, reality ‘star’, tow truck driver, jogging suit, Alabama....yeah, sounds about right in ‘Murica.

This dates me but what the hey. Picketing a South African rugby team who were playing against a Welsh team during the height of apartheid. For some reason our organizer positioned us outside the men’s toilets. It was impossible to stand there for an entire game without learning a lot about the zipping and unzipping…

Exactly. Every kid needs something to talk about on the psychiatrist’s couch. Bet all these kids have shrinks. My mom ruined my life has never been more apt.

This resonated. I had a friend who just expected too much from me. A single woman, a former colleague, she moved into town and then it was on. She invaded my home life with over the top gifting, unwanted hospital visits, unrequested personal advice and finally, what I can only describe as a weird sort of moral…