Giant male baby misreads obvious cues from reasonable woman. Then starts stalking her in the name of ‘love’ as prescribed by reality tv. ‘Twas ever thus.

My elderly mother was a Frank Sinatra fan for 70 years. She stopped listening after I read a biography that described him as a really vile human. If a 94 year old woman can be turned off music that shaped her best years, I think we can safely bury R.Kelly’s contribution.

Please, journalism? A huge stretch.

More young women follow assorted Kardashians than AOC. Says a lot about modern parenting and the dumbing down of our education system. Cue ‘What, you mean as feminists we can’t be intelligent and also enjoy trash entertainment? Give us more credit... we can do both.’ To which I say: no, you can’t. Jesus, read a book.…

You won’t hear me disagree with that.

You can be intelligent, have a sense of humour and still call BS on trash when you see it. Sorry if it’s boring.

I am sorry but Weekends hit me much more in the feels. I cannot imagine how it must play to children of divorced parents. Trevor Jimenez is also a talented Pixar guy but I feel this work was way more original. He really deserved to win this year.

Perfection.

She is ‘dumb’ enough that the Mercer’s bought a billboard in Times Square just to trash her.

Why does anyone with any intelligence give a shit about these morons? We are in the midst of a real crisis... it’s like dancing while the Titanic goes down.

The word goop literally means sloppy or sticky semifluid matter, typically something unpleasant. Sounds about right for the product line.

Doesn’t Paltrow know that the definition of the word goop means sloppy or sticky semifluid matter, typically something unpleasant. I guess her acolytes don’t.

Exactly. The thinking man’s crumpet.

It troubles me greatly that this has been public for 30 plus years. And that it is news to anyone. Thanks for reminding me how old I must be.

Pot vs a thousand kettles. Odious woman.

Not what I said. But after four decades I do know one thing for sure. The more cash and prep that goes into the wedding, the shorter the marriage. A fantasy is exactly that.

You are right. All that effort put into the proposal and, I am certain, the upcoming wedding, is a major red flag. How do I know? Mr. Oggy never asked, we just decided together and married on a small budget. It has lasted donkey’s years while those who stressed out and threw tons of cash at their proposals and big day…

Yeah, having that ignorant cretin on your arm makes you look super colludey.

And how she explains lynching to her kids.

What and maybe trigger an allergic reaction in mah hoo hoo? Doesn’t look like he would be worth risking a full on anaphylactic shock.