Mostly it helps that they don’t have age related dementia.

Seriously.... ten years is nothing. Get back to me when any of these folk have given it at least 30.

Yes, that irony was not lost on me.

Please, the hidden message in Arizona’s chemtrails reads: “Nah, even we can’t get behind this shit.”

He would go beautifully with JLo. 

Collectively they are an ostentation of peacocks.

My girl friend married someone with a similar age difference. Of course it was in the real world. He had two grown children from his first marriage and did not want any more. Today she deeply regrets missing out on motherhood. She struggles to run a business they once ran together, then goes home to look after her now …

You had me at Papaya Pol Pot. It’s ppperfect.

I had a gazillion years of farts a deux before finally getting my own bed. Saved our marriage. But in my daytime fantasy the gypsy kings are playing for us and we are still optimistic and beautiful.

Next. geezy plastic knickers. For the woman who is not a Kardashian sister but who Kanye wants to bang.

You are too kind. That dress looked like it was ripped directly from a drag queen named Ivana Tinkle. However, given that she believes Melania makes fashion choices to piss off her husband, I believe the golden off-the-shoulder number was probably just an homage to the urinating hooker thing.

This pic reminds me that Trump is happiest in the company of Russians. Even taking tea with the Queen, or shooting the breeze with Kim Jong Un doesn’t elicit that wide a shit-eating grin. Though I have to say, he came close to it today when posing with the neo Nazi bikers........

Probably not Pantene. It would take way more than three minutes to miraculously fix whatever ails her grey matter.

Sorry. I am Canadian so that’s out of the way. Also I am of such an age that I do not know any of the candidates mentioned here, with the exception of Mr.Elba. But god, he is breathtaking, at least to us members of the big knickers brigade. Put that man in anything, please.

I am an old. Yup I admit it. So I can recall wearing leopard print shoes, a different leopard skin dress and carrying a really terrible fake leopard skin bag. Leopards never looked anything like that. I was a tone deaf leopard. So, no, vault it. That look that never translates well with the poors, unless you are, as I …

Nah... the invitees are all complimentary assholes. Dang I wish this really was a thing.

Once upon a time, that sort of thing would cause a normal mother to throw a fit. Or call the cops. Now it’s a compliment.

Yes it’s weird. Just one step up from Trump’s desire to bonk Ivanka. Besides Kanye is extremely unattractive inside and out. And the Kardashians are vapid and irrelevant. Except of course to the uneducated maroons who buy into their stupid, greedy shit.

Yup and anti-gay bakers should be providing white sheet cake.

Yes. Every diner receives a complimentary bag of asbestos.