I salute your creative fruit analogy.

Apparently Trump loves asbestos. I understand that the White House needs some updating. Please, stuff a ton of asbestos into the walls. Oh and while you’re at it, pump in some delicious Flint water. And direct his phone through the Puerto Rico power grid.

Lauren, you win the internet tonight for finding the perfect spot for ‘oleaginous.’ Given Trump’s addiction to the crap on Fox, this greasy potential Newsmax lineup will only cut further into his executive time.

Jaysus. You made your poiny and she pretty much grovelled. We are talking about an actor who clearly could not give a shit. She does not need defending. And this is a Jez, where snark is encouraged.

He was probably scared shitless and likely threatened. I bet he feels a little easier now Michael Cohen is on the outs with Trump AND facing indictment. And it’s a bit of doctor-on-doctor jealousy. I mean the idea of some admiral of the fleet checking Trump’s prostate must really hurt.

I am too old to be classed as a babe but yup, he does it for me. I like the confidence and the honesty. I don’t get creepy/con man even a little bit.  Courage and truth is a sexy ass combination.

Yes. I would not have believed it of him. It left me thinking that, smart as Iam, I had no idea who were the good guys.

What? Elf. You are dead to me.

You’d be welcome. But if the Deocrats truly want to crush in the midterms, all they have to do is promise to legalize weed, nationwide. Everyone, except little Jeff Sessions, can get behind that.

No, not old. Just 100 percent correct. Fucking heresy.

I vote that April Fool’s Day cannot be a thing again until Trump is slung out of office. Our entire notion of truth and lies is under constant assault.

Better advice...collect cell phones at the bedroom door. Avoid narcissistic amateur porn in the internet age. More doing, less posing.

Well I also remember the 80s... so nooooooo. Damn photo wouldn’t upload.

I am in my 60s. I remember a time when young people could and did effect change. We worked really hard for peace, civil rights and reproductive rights. But at some point, life, jobs and family got in the way and we barely noticed the gradual backsliding. When liberal boomers became complacent, we allowed…

Interesting piece but torture to read.

At least he spelled your right.

You might just be onto something. I think the glorious border could be part climbing wall, part giant ride...... maybe the world’s longest roller coaster... plus miles of funhouse mirrors and enormous movie screens flanked by RV parking lots. It just might pay for itself.

And he needs private wanking time after flying....... gasp......coach.

Yes. Because when ‘the poors’ spend. they are uppity, shiftless and godless. When the rich spend, Jesus says it’s ok and after all it’s only money.

Nah. Compulsory birthers.