As a kid, I used to hang around a nearby movie theatre that doubled as a concert venue: think all the Brit bands of the 60s. I mostly got autographs but this one particular act asked if I wanted to watch the show from backstage. He, and his wife, insisted on coming home with me to ensure my parents were ok with it. …

‘Boys will be boys. Just goes to show that humorless gals got no place bein’ in the military.’ Truly revolting.

He picked high maintenance over open book, a very common male mistake. And he will rue the day.

Come on, we al know about his obsession with multiple p’s.

I remember feeling that exact sentiment. I just hope they have come up with a political awareness badge.

My 92 year old mum and a busload of her pals from the local senior centre have stopped crossing the border to go gambling. That is absolutely huge.... they are relentless once they hit the slots.

You are absolutely right, the bloaty pored orange chops and stubby uncooked chicken breast fingers do not reasonably go together outside of a lab environment.

No. Let’s move on and call them compulsory birthers. It draws a picture.

No. Let’s move on and call them compulsory birthers. It draws a picture.

I love my local library and I love my country, the cool one to the north of yours, where we give no fucks.

I love my local library. And I love my country, the cool one to the north of yours. Where gender is not a thing.

Hmm, I’ve had tumours removed that look way better.

With 30,000 followers, I’d say the rot has set in. Semper fi indeed. 45 will says its a case of boys being boys and his ‘religious’ right handlers will use it to support their case that women do not belong in the military.

An armed, mentally unstable, poorly educated white supremacist walks into a bar/gets into a car. What could possibly go wrong?

On the bright side we now know the true derivation of the phrase ‘Trumped up charges.’ And it has never seemed so appropriate.

Well, he also allowed people living with mental health challenges easy acess to guns. Not more community support, just guns.

Yes. I am entirely fed up with the Obamas going high. Please Barack, go really loooooow— maybe the intellectual equivalent of a knee to the floppy, orange groin.

Guess he and his revolting pals don’t enjoy a pleasurable wank because wasting all that “intelligence” would only upset them.

I think you are so wrong. First, as a cancer survivor married to another incredible man, I see this is a touching testament to a lover/friend and in the end, compassionate caregiver. I made sure my husband (of 40 years so you know) undestood that if I died, I would be ecstatic if he found joy again. Second, as a very…

I think you are so wrong. First, as a cancer survivor married to another incredible man, I see this is a touching testament to a lover/friend and in the end, compassionate caregiver. I made sure my husband (of 40 years so you know) undestood that if I died, I would be ecstatic if he found joy again. Second, as a very…