Yes, these boys really mean it when they say ‘lock her up.’

You could outrun him, he would trip over his white sheet.

This confirms my suspicion that there is finally some money to be made from recycling dirty front room net curtains. (You have to British born to get the analogy.)

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First of all, fuck Van Jones for slathering over an embarrassing piece of emotional theatre. I am done with him unless he walks that back.

Can’t believe I’m saying this but after watching those gross smug muppets Ryan and Pence, I actually miss John Boehner.

Irony. I do not disagree,

But he’s had a haircut and a tie makeover. And I bet those manspanx hurt.

I hope she is the designated supreme, just case there’s a (god forbid) attack on the Congress by aliens.

Too much tata Melania. But hey... Its just more dictator chic.

Yes. Extrapolating his crazed logic: jews built the concentration camps and killed six million of their own people just to make Hitler look bad.

She’s doing a duck lip clap. Its a thing when you don’t want to explode expensive gel fills. Her hubby’s hands also look yuge. Digitally challenged Trump could sure use some of that hand extension technology.

Rich, the guy in the hat is Sir Mark Rylance— a brief nod to quality Shakespearean actors.

Its all yours.

They think the hammer and sick(le) is the new name for repealed/replaced Obamacare.

She’s aiming her line at ‘girls.’ I always thought that was 18s and under. Does she feel old and irrelevant if she describes her potential customers as women? Sheryl is certainly no spring chicken.

Exactly. As women, we have been embarrassed enough by Kate Hudson’s tatty splatter crap and Lulu Lemon’s see through yoga pants.

Typical. Gives no single fuck about social justice issues affecting women, children or minorities— just incensed about her own ‘rights.’ She must know she lost her republican pals when she disavowed the whole white male American hero thing. Such irony.

To be fair, she is new to this whole being a woman thing. Most of us have had a lot more practice and are also not stupid, rich, privileged, over-hyped douchebags. And I will say it: she is a really lousy role model for youngest members of the trans community. But if she and you g Jackie whatever can change policjt by…

This is a country where lawmakers go out of their way to ensure those suffering from mental illness have easy access to guns. What could possibly go wrong? Oh wait: a crazy-ass white supremacist walks into a bar.....