Is that you, Heather?

I agree that they were perhaps paired together on purpose, but never for one second that she'll be kept around for dramatic purposes.  I trust Tom and he is ADAMANT that people stay/go based purely on the food prepared that week.

Heather is clearly racist.  She just kept being like 'KEEP YOUR ASIAN FLAVORS AWAY FROM ME' and was even rolling her eyes when Ed was describing his quickfire dish.

I imagine she's what Europeans think of as 'fat rude Americans'.

She's the stereotypical fat bully that they always have in kids movies.

They sounded like a bunch of giggling fangirls.

No, it's where you fall asleep because Bon Iver is on.

I wonder if it's like this in person, making talking to him in a crowded room IMPOSSIBLE.

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And what you're describing sounds much more like Klosterman than anything DFW has ever written.

How dare you take a shot at DFW.  Go lie in a ditch in shame.

Was that on lemonlyman.com?

Here ya go

My favorite thing about Joe Rogan is the internet fight he got into with some guy on myspace just because the guy called him 'not funny'.

Are they 'Yankton cocksuckers'? Because if not, I'm out.

How about they release good music instead.

Oh OK.

Oh it's definitely the hardest one.  Beating the special cup at 150ccs is a feat.

You forgot the most important question.

This is confusing.  SMK is clearly the 'simplest'.